How To Become a Socialite & Make it To the Top Fast

First of all, I think the so called socialites dominating the Kenyan headlines have had their star-dome time and it is time to let the light shine on fresh and new wannabes.  This boredom being created by the same people now and then sucks and needs to be turn't up by new talent. All of them be twerking and posting their videos, posting their super hd photos from photoshops. All of them be beefing and bitch-commenting on social media. There is need for more nasty people that can do it better than them. We wanna see new new Corazon Kwamboka, new Huddah Monroe, new Verah Sidika and the rest.

  

What do all of them have in common??

 Do you know any fat - let me just say obese socialite? No f*#king way. They all fit! They all got that sexy body fully curved and got a flat belly. Its clear that they hit the gym, jog if not run to keep in shape. This very vital. Being fit has always be a thing! However, don't get so psycheds up and hit the gym daily that you become manly...yaakh!

gym time is selfie time sexy

They all do not shy away from the camera, I mean showing off more skin than most of us are comfortable to show. The likes of Pendo, Huddah etc This especially is for the small but curvy chiqs like you know who..! Brown and small butt'd hahaaa! For the thick and have-it-all, all they got to show is their curves and how they fit in different clothes meant for the small butt chiqs! 

What your mama gave ya'

The only secret that is to become a very successful new socialite is to have assets. What I mean is if you are blessed with a more than abundant behind.. that booty. The one that ever turns heads and make necks crack. Even more, the one that makes men fight just to have a glimpse of that natural ass or even if it is bunch of plastic stuffed in there thaton the streets and other ladies go Mscheeeeew!!!   That makes people go maaad when they spot it.. Just know that you have an advantage. 

Maaaaad you guy!

Just remember whether fake or natural people still gonna hate on you... So every chance you have to shine Shake it off!!!Twerk it real good that their hate be so real!

 To be unique, you have to do things super-uniquely. So always remember that when you are with your pals having fun don't just have fun have mega-fun and be crazy cause you don't know who is please with you.

I'll let you be pervs and judge!

Just be a bad bitch forget those morals you were instilled with while growing up being a socialite is a full time job! What you doing should seriously lure men to you and send you to the bank more often! With that said, don't end up becoming the laughing stalk if it ain't working then you are yet to have your silver lining! Verah Sidika had to change her skin and improve her specific physical appearances. Huddah is the fun type, dare-devil and knows how to engage her audience always with new sexy updates. Corazon and her assets haaaa!

 

Add Try so hard and make connections with celebs who are musicians or deejays and be spotted hanging out with them. caption

If you are luck get into relationships that are successful or fail even if it is a quickie one.

Always try and complicate matters and cause dramas and controversies that involve you. and This will propel you to fame and you will be the talk on the street.

For sure, is Huddah Monroe black skin??? Is Verah Sidika black skin? hehe..I know! Once upon a time Verah Sidika was black..Am not going to re-tell a tale that we all know how it went but having Brown Skin is a must! I do not know what you will do if u are a black beauty- I don't want to be rude so am gonna go with black beauty. You just have to think and be clever about it. There are more successful brown skin ladies than you can think of. I am not saying that bleaching is an option but look at Vera's skin enlightenment (civilized or modern term for bleaching) and how well-off she is doing right now. Brown is a color of richness and once you are brown you are almost there.

If it makes you happy, go for it

~Remember~ Reaching the top and becoming the successful socialite is not a walk in the park. There will be downs and ups but most of all is your ability to show strength even after being trashed and trolled, masses making discouraging hashtags and comments about yet you still go on. This path should be walked bravely! 

I believe I have shared almost everything and the rest you will have to find out for yourselves. New aspiring socialites I encourage you to flood the market and let your job application be a full time socialite!! Sharing is caring therefore when you have some of your hot photos share share & share. Cheers!!!